Woman Discovered With Loaded Gun In Her Vagina After Routine Traffic Stop

Woman Loaded Gun

Top marks for creativity with her choice of hiding place.

Let’s take a step back for a second, and have a little think about the logistics of this one. A .22 semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol is, what, yeah, kind of big? *Gestures an iPhone tall and two iPhones long*. It’s also shaped in the most awkward shape imaginable. So from the get go we’ve established it’s a tricky item to shove up there.

Add to that, the fact that it was loaded, and no doubt shunted in there as the police approached the car; which means it was a hurried and therefore horrendously dangerous stash job, and you’ve got yourself one of those ridiculous onion stories that no-one believes. But of course, this one’s true.

The woman in question: Ashley Cecilia Castaneda – was arrested for drug possession after the driver of the car, Gabriel Garcia, was pulled over for a traffic violation. Garcia had 2.7 grams of meth under his seat, and Castaneda had 29.5 grams of meth and a set of digital weighing scales in her purse.

Crystal Meth

Both were obviously arrested for all the meth they had, however as they were being taken to jail, Castaneda told the Waco police officers she had hidden a handgun insider her vagina.

A female officer searched her and discovered the loaded gun, complete with a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets right up there inside of her.

I might be biased because guns make me nervous, and thank fuck we live in a country where guns aren’t the problem and for some reason seen as the solution to all problems (I’m looking at you, America), but that’s gotta be a messed up move by anyone’s standards.

The moral of the story here, kids, is don’t do and sell ungodly amounts of meth, because in the end you never know what crazy kinda crazy stunts you’ll end up pulling. I may have had a big session on Friday, but I’d never go and end up shoving a loaded gun up my ass hole for shits and giggles.


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