There Was A Doping Scandal At This Year’s Puddle Jumping Championships
The biggest doping scandal since Lance Armstrong.
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NOT THE NEWS
Man Joins Marathon On Final Kilometre, Takes 2nd Place And Almost Wins $7000
He was only caught out when everyone noticed he wasn’t even sweating.
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You Can Now Install A ‘Kardashian Blocker’ Onto Your Browser
Internet breakthrough of the year.
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Man Bitten By False Widow Spider In West London Left With Horrific Injuries (PHOTOS)
They’re known to crawl onto your head and bite you while you sleep.
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This Company Will Book You A Holiday To North Korea For A Mere £1,525
Pack your bags, we’re off to fuckin’ North Korea!
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This Dirty Scally Shoplifter Made £2 Million From Shoplifting On The High Street
She describes shoplifting as a ‘successful business’.
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Nando’s Took The Absolute Piss When This Woman Asks For Cheese With Her Chicken Wrap
This may be the cheekiest delivery of a customer’s extra cheese we’ve ever seen.
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London Coffee House ‘Fuckoffee’ Forced To Change Its Name After Local Bores Keep Complaining
Humour isn’t allowed in this part of London, apparently.
Man Creates Pen That Will Automatically Write Essays And Answer Exams For The User
A modern day miracle if there ever was one. Praise be the lord. Take my money now.
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Gary Lineker VS Piers Morgan: The Twitter Beef Escalates To New Heights
“Better be a goal-hanger than a phone-hacker.”
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Woman Discovered With Loaded Gun In Her Vagina After Routine Traffic Stop
Top marks for creativity with her choice of hiding place.
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This Woman Was Found Masturbating With Uncooked Meat In Walmart
You’ve got the feel for the security guard.
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The Selfie Championships Are Coming To London This Weekend
The winner takes home £1000 and a gold selfie stick.
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Dealer Demands Money From Customer In The Most Savage Way Imaginable (NSFW)
WARNING: Brutal plot twist on this one.
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