North Korean Teens Are Using A Secret Underground Sex App To Rip The Piss Out Of Kim Jong-un
North Korean youngsters are wising up to the tyranny of their Supreme Leader.
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Schools Are Charging Kids £1.80 To Eat Their Own Packed Lunches
We have officially reverted back to the Thatcher years.
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Guy Who Wanted To Know What It’s Like To Be Knocked Out Dies From Single Punch
Here’s one game you should never play when drunk, or otherwise.
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Man Who Battered Burglar He Caught In Daughter’s Room At 3AM Has Been Charged With Murder
Has the justice system failed here?
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You Can Now Bold And Italicise Text In WhatsApp Messenger
Don’t get too excited.
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Here’s The Idiot Who Tried To Hijack A Plane This Morning Because He Missed His Ex-Wife
“He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot.”
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The FBI Says It Has Unlocked San Bernardino iPhone Without Apple’s Help
Steve Jobs is probably turning in his grave.
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Elton John Is Being Sued For Sexual Battery By A Former Security Guard
Apparently Elton told him to ‘get his todger out’.
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Inmates Warn Adam Johnson Faces Razor Blade Torture, Tell Him Not To Throw ‘Millionaire Strops’
His life just gets worse and worse.
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Taking Your Phone Into The Toilet Is Making You Ill
Terrible news all round.
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If Your Job Is On This List, You Could Be Replaced By A Robot In 2020
Bloody robots, coming over here and taking all our jobs.
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ISIS Crucified A Catholic Priest On Good Friday
What does this even prove?
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Alabama Teachers May Soon Have To Take Training Courses On Not Having Sex With Students
I suppose this makes sense unfortunately.
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Workers Demolish Wrong House After Looking Up Directions On Google Maps
Well, that’s awkward.
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Florida Woman Arrested For Having Three Way Sex With Her Two Pet Dogs
Why do people keep doing this?
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Russian Soldier Surrounded By ISIS Calls In Airstrikes On Himself
Badass of the century.
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David Hasselhoff Is Looking Pretty Stacked For His Role In Baywatch After Training With The Rock
You can’t stop The Hoff.
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Donald Trump Tweets Unflattering Photo Of Ted Cruz’s Wife Comparing Her To His Own Wife
Donald Trump just took this beef to the next level.
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A Justin Bieber Wannabe Has Been Found Guilty Of Having Sex With Multiple Underage Girls
It’s too late to say sorry mate.
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PornHub Has Just Launched A Free Virtual Reality Porn Channel
If you’ve got a VR headset then it’s your lucky day.
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Manchester Night Club Condemned For Offering ‘Free Midget’ With VIP Club Package
What’s the problem exactly?
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This Guy Survived The Boston, Paris And Brussels Bombings
Luckiest or unluckiest man alive.
