ISIS Have Released A Video Threatening A London Terror Attack
We’ve been targeted.
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New York To Pass New Law That Bans Taxi Drivers From Ejaculating On Passengers
It happens more often than you think.
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A Disneyland Worker Has Been Found Dead In The Park’s Haunted House
It’s now a real haunted house.
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A National Poo Museum Has Opened On The Isle Of Wight
The UK’s new must see attraction.
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The Last Words Of Russian Soldier Who Called In Airstrike On Himself Have Been Revealed
It doesn’t get much braver than this.
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Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star Might Be Removed Because People Can’t Stop Shitting On It
I can see why that might be a problem.
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Jeremy Corbyn Has Been Invited To Perform At Glastonbury This Year
Exciting times for modern politics.
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Biggest Leak In History Shows How Celebrities And Top World Leaders Have Been Hiding Their Money
Not you too Jackie Chan.
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An Alabama Teacher Is Arrested For Sex With A Student Just Days After His Wife Was Too
Keeping it in the family.
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Japanese Pensioners Are Committing Crimes For A Better Life In Prison
Free meals, accommodation and healthcare.
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Shocking CCTV Footage Shows Naked Teacher Dry Humping Pupils In The Playground
And you thought being given detention was bad.
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A Bikini Airline Is Going To Create Vietnam’s First Female Billionaire
That’s one way to become a billionaire.
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Vladimir Putin Is Now Dating Rupert Murdoch’s Ex-Wife
Power move level = 1000.
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PETA Is Now Saying That Eating Too Much Chicken Will Make Your Child Have A Small Dick
They’ve officially gone too far this time.
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Mick Foley AKA Mankind’s Daughter Is Training To Become A Pro Wrestler
First woman to be thrown off Hell in a Cell?
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Andrew W.K. Has Announced The Formation Of The Party Party
Finally, a politician we can trust.
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Whoopi Goldberg Is Launching Her Own Marijuana Company
Weed By Whoopi.
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Adam Johnson’s Prison Job Is Mopping Floors For £11 Per Week
Bit of a step down.
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Nate Diaz V Conor McGregor II Has Finally Been Confirmed For UFC 200
The undercard is looking pretty good too.
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Company Invents Gun That Folds Up To Look Like A Smartphone
Something tells me this is a really, really bad idea.
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Aldi Recalls Loads Of Biscuits After Pest Infestation Discovered In Their Factory
Aldi cookies – now with added rat droppings.
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A Designer Has Created The World’s First Thigh Gap Jewellery
This year’s must have accessory.
