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MILEY CYRUS CAUGHT RIPPING A BONG!

My kind of party in the USA!

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus has been caught on camera up to no good again – courtesy of TNZnews.com – this time taking a fat rip off a bong at her 18th birthday party. Hurried press releases have stated that she was smoking salvia – which is legal in the state of California – and not marijuana but if you look at the evidence from the video it seems pretty clear that she’s really baked. NB this video will probably get deleted real quick because Warner Bros seems to be clamping down on it HARD:

Salvia, for those of you who don’t know, is a hallucinogenic drug, whereas smoking weed through a bong when you’re 18 – as i’m sure everyone knows – just makes you giggle and gives you the munchies. Although Miley can’t tell the difference between some guy at the party and her boyfriend (this is probably just an excuse so she can make out with him later, it’s a classic trick pulled by many drunk/high 18 year old sluts), everything else seems to add up to her smoking marijuana i.e. the uncontrollable laughing and gobbledygook sentences, and perhaps more tellingly, the dude in the background with the munchies eating Frosted Flakes out of the packet.

It also seems remarkably similar to the time I was filmed smoking weed through a homemade bong in a crack den in St Petersburg, Russia, in a video which wound up on Youtube and has had almost 1500 hit for some reason:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnPK2sdESs


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