Alan Sugar Got Wasted And Had An Absolute Nightmare On Twitter
Steady on mate.
He was caught in the act on CCTV.
Another reason to have hot sauce with every meal.
Absolutely mindblowing stuff from the man yet again.
Donald Trump really can’t catch a break this week. He doesn’t really deserve one though does he?
Where would we be without the wisdom of Danny Dyer?
If you can’t wait until next week, here’s a sneak peek.
The future of crime has arrived.
It’s actually unbelievable that this was stipulated and then agreed upon.
His week is getting worse and worse.
You have until 6pm to take part in his latest wacky project.
Marcus Nasty’s here to review all your favourite chicken shops in London.
This looks so, so shit.
When a petition reaches 100,000 signatures in less than a day, it’s serious.
It was like being ‘tagged by Floyd Mayweather’.
Here’s a clue: definite contender for worst person of the year.
This is an absolutely despicable choice of words.
Statistics are suggesting that there’s actually a big market for legal highs with the older generation.
He sat there for two and a half hours before anyone showed up.
This makes the whole situation slightly less upsetting.
She’s finally broken her silence.
Has he gone too far this time?
They’re protesting the decision to bomb Syria.