Elton John Is Being Sued For Sexual Battery By A Former Security Guard
Apparently Elton told him to ‘get his todger out’.
Apparently Elton told him to ‘get his todger out’.
There’s just one catch.
Stupid is as stupid does.
I’m not mad at her.
What does this even prove?
The truth is out there.
When your wife ropes you into a lap dance to be broadcast to her thousands of perv followers so you can pay the rent.
Everyone is afraid of the dark.
Based on a true story.
He was found crying inconsolably by his mother’s body.
Retirement isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
I suppose this makes sense unfortunately.
What the actual fuck?
Why do people keep doing this?
You can’t stop The Hoff.
What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas.
That’s a straight F.
Gonna get that high score.
Of course it’s awesome.
So you’re saying there’s a chance.
I guess that could work.