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WATCH: Ben Affleck’s Batmobile Looking Absolutely Beastly On The Set Of ‘Suicide Squad’

MOVIES / MF Jones

Batman in Suicide Squad – confirmed.

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Prison Inmate Starts Eating The Jail, Swallowing Screws, Needles And Pieces Of Metal

NEWS / MF Jones

Worst prison break plan ever.

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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #5

CHIRPSES / MF Jones

Taking you back to the start.

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Keanu Reeves Has A Threesome With Two Psycho Girls Then Gets Terrorised By Them In New Eli Roth Thriller ‘Knock Knock’

MOVIES / MF Jones

Couldn’t feel less sorry for him.

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Worst Spiderman Ever Knocks Himself Completely Unconscious While Entertaining At A Kid’s Birthday Party

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Hopefully you’re having a better day than this guy.

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ASAP Rocky Says He Had 3 Consecutive Orgies While On Acid At SXSW

MUSIC, NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Tripping balls.

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Investment Bankers Are Paying Their Wives Year-End ‘Performance Bonuses’ Each Year If They Deserve It

LIFE / MF Jones

Feminist rage = activate.

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WATCH: Huge Great White Shark Casually Swims Past Terrified Diver With Spear Gun

VIDEOS / MF Jones

That was close.

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This Greatest Rope Swing Fails Video Is One Of The Most Brutal Videos On The Internet

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Some of these people never stood a chance.

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Girl Gives A+ Commentary Over CCTV Tape Of Her Being Robbed While Working At Convenience Store

VIDEOS / MF Jones

The worst robbery of all time.

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Guy Sticks Middle Finger Up At Cop To See If He’d Respect His Constitutional Right To Do So (Spoiler = He Doesn’t)

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Does this guy get what he deserves?

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WATCH: The Rock Just Broke The Selfie World Record At The San Andreas Premiere In London

VIDEOS / MF Jones

We can’t keep up with how awesome this guy is.

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Guy Lists All The Hilarious Things His Girlfriend Says In Her Sleep And It Sounds Like She’s Completely Mental

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

“I feel like I have keyboards stuck to me.”

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The Mountain From Game Of Thrones Might Be On His Way To The WWE

NEWS / MF Jones

Winter is coming to the WWE.

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Married Anti-Gay Pastor Busted Looking For Dick On Grindr And His Text Game Is The Worst

NEWS / MF Jones

“I love making out naked.”

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Game Of Thrones Is Getting A Ton Of Grief For That Scene From Last Sunday’s Episode

TV / MF Jones

Did Game of Thrones take it too far last Sunday?

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This Declassified Al Qaeda Terrorist Job Application Is An Absolute Nightmare To Fill Out

NEWS / MF Jones

Any soon-to-be graduates looking for a job?

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If You’re Going To Try To Rob Someone Make Sure They’re Not A Trained Killer Carrying A Loaded Gun

VIDEOS / MF Jones

This goes downhill fast for the robbers.

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14 Year Old School Girl Charged After Cringe/Terrifying Video Of Her Bullying Boy Goes Viral

VIDEOS / MF Jones

This is difficult to watch.

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Bone Thugs N Harmony Saved This Guy’s Life After He Went Into Diabetic Shock While Driving

LIFE / MF Jones

What a story.

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Floyd Mayweather Is Publishing A New Magazine For Rich People Called “The Rich Lifestyle” Even Though He Doesn’t Know How To Read

NEWS / MF Jones

Only in America.

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KFC Is Bringing Back Colonel Sanders, Showing McDonald’s New Hamburglar How It’s Done

FOOD / MF Jones

Now THIS is how you bring back a mascot.

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Ronda Rousey Gives A+ Response When Reporter Asks Her If She’ll Ever Fight Floyd Mayweather

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Fantastic answer.

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Razor Ramon Getting Kicked Out Of A Budget Wrestling Event For Being Too Drunk Is The Most Depressing Video You’ll Watch Today

VIDEOS / MF Jones

The Bad Guy is completely wasted these days.

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WATCH: Swedish Dude Scaring Off Bear Before It Mauls Him To Death Must Have A Death Wish

VIDEOS / MF Jones

This was either going to 100% work or 100% fail.

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A Man Who Recorded His Fart Ended Up Capturing What People Are Calling The Most Beautiful Fart Of All Time

MUSIC, NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

The most magnificent fart you will ever hear.

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First On-Set Photos Of Jared Leto As The Joker Revealed And He Looks Like An Absolute Lunatic

MOVIES / MF Jones

Utterly terrifying.

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Uber Launches Helicopter Taxi Service, Makes Its Debut At The Cannes Film Festival

NEWS / MF Jones

Time to take over the skies.

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‘Professional Dunker’ Creates Brand New Basketball Dunk And It Is AWESOME

VIDEOS / MF Jones

We’ve never seen anything like this before.

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Chinese Millionaire Pays Porn Star £5 Million, Signs Her To 15 Year Contract To Be His Girlfriend

NEWS / MF Jones

Serious mogul moves.

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