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Redditor Soggybrick isn’t looking to answer any questions though, just to ridicule his girlfriend online by posting a list of all the weird stuff she says in her sleep. To be fair to the guy, they’re pretty damn funny.
Here are some examples he shared:
I want the little clay things that are spread all around.
I can’t do anything right now, I’m in the middle of cups.
We can’t make the other one we don’t have the bigger machine.
Some random person is testing me.
I need more feet.
You’re not worthy of my trust.
I feel like I have keyboards stuck to me.
How much left until the map is finished.
I can’t remember why you were going to swap the apples.
Give me the flavorful items.
I can’t fall asleep I’ll get in trouble. Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed.
The parmesan doesn’t go like that.
Alrighty then… at least she’ll have a solid excuse when she inevitably says something her boyfriend doesn’t find funny.
Still, you’d much rather be talking in your sleep than suffering from sleep paralysis like this dude.