Guy Lists All The Hilarious Things His Girlfriend Says In Her Sleep And It Sounds Like She’s Completely Mental

“I feel like I have keyboards stuck to me.”

There are loads of weird questions about the human body that science has yet to fully answer, but arguably the biggest mysteries yet to be explained have to do with sleep.

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Redditor Soggybrick isn’t looking to answer any questions though, just to ridicule his girlfriend online by posting a list of all the weird stuff she says in her sleep. To be fair to the guy, they’re pretty damn funny.

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Here are some examples he shared:

I want the little clay things that are spread all around.

I can’t do anything right now, I’m in the middle of cups.

We can’t make the other one we don’t have the bigger machine.

Some random person is testing me.

I need more feet.

You’re not worthy of my trust.

I feel like I have keyboards stuck to me.

How much left until the map is finished.

I can’t remember why you were going to swap the apples.

Give me the flavorful items.

I can’t fall asleep I’ll get in trouble. Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed.

The parmesan doesn’t go like that.

Alrighty then… at least she’ll have a solid excuse when she inevitably says something her boyfriend doesn’t find funny.

Still, you’d much rather be talking in your sleep than suffering from sleep paralysis like this dude.


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