Why Trending News On Facebook Labels You An Idiot
Facebook has recently launched its new trending news feature and, well, I’m here to explain why making use of this app makes you a complete idiot…
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The Redneck Olympics
The Redneck Olympics shits all over the normal Olympics. Who wouldn’t enjoy throwing toilet-seats and bobbing for pig’s trotters?
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Revive Your Nineties Game Boy Skills
Relive your childhood with the Nintendo Game Boy Colour.
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The Art Of Opening Beer Bottles
Need a bottle opener? No need, here are some fun ways to open a beer bottle.
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Most Terrifying Buildings Made Of Human Bone
Three of the most terrifying buildings in the world – yes, these really are buildings made out of human bones! Prepare to be more than just a little scared…
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Weddings – Please Leave Me Alone
I don’t like weddings, and this is why. Bring on the divorces, that’s what I want to see please.
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Dear Sick Chirpse #1: Floppy Frustrations
Dear Sick Chirpser, I have been having some problems getting an erection in the bedroom recently with my girlfriend…
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Banned Exorcist Dirt Devil Advert
Check out why a vacuum cleaner could save your life from a demon of the night.
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Sweet, Sweet Music: Vinyl Made From Chocolate
Croatian punk band make edible record out of chocolate.
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Would You Eat a 2 Stone Sandwich?
2 stone sandwich weighs more than most babies. It’s a meat-fatty’s dream, but would you eat it?
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$3.00 Blows
For just $3.00 you can turn your penis into a sugar sweet popsicle that’ll probably bring all the girls to the yard.
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Tropical Music – The Worst Musical Genre Ever?
I didn’t know Tropical Music was even a genre. Now I do know, and nothing can take the sound of it out of my brain. Read this post and consider yourself warned.
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Insane Things The US Government Will Let You Do
Mental things that are still legal in American law
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Chinese Euro 2012/Nuclear Apocalypse Advert
European football meets all-out nuclear war in this Chinese ad for Euro 2012.
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The Premier League’s Biggest Dickheads Of 2011/12
Believe it or not, footballers have the capacity to be dickkheads. Who were the standout candidates this season?
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“The Team” – Football AND Tramps!
I watched a film called “The Team” the other day and I’m glad I did. Football played by tramps from around the globe…. awesome.
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The Facebook Song Will Make You Want To Die
Thought Rebecca Black was bad? Thought Double Take were even worse? Well, here’s something that combines the two and shits in your mouth.
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DNAEBEATS’ – Tangled In Technology Remix Competition
With the release of DNAEBEATS’ “Tangled in Technology”, JUNO is running a remix competition that could sort you with £250 worth of prizes.
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Man Puts Food On His Dog
So this bloke likes to put food on his dog (the clue’s in the name) and take pictures of it.
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The Hood Internet
A marvelous free download of The Hood Internet’s new mixtape.
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‘The Raid’ – Movie Review
Welsh guy gets Indonesian guys to kick the shit out of each other
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Things You Should Hide Before You Bring A Man Home
Thoughtful tips and tricks for modern broads looking to seduce men into bullshit long-term monogamy.
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Weird and Wonderful Festivals For A Crazy Summer
Here are a bunch of weird festivals you probably haven’t heard of in case you’re planning an ‘alternative’ summer.
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Reality Shows And Medieval Freak Shows: What’s The Difference?
A humorous look at the similarities between today’s reality TV shows and medieval freak shows of old. Is there really a difference between the two?
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Dickipedia: The Fastest-Growing Online Penis Encyclopedia
Dickipedia mixes pen-drawn photo-realism with wangs.
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100% Awesome Abandoned Monuments In Yugoslavia
Some MASSIVELY amazing Yugoslavian monuments. History, art and shizzle all rolled in to one massive concrete carpet of confusion. War is rubbish, but artifacts are brill.
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Woman Gets Bored Of Football, Picks Nose Instead
Woman gets so bored of Champion’s League Final she decides to pick her nose instead. Either that, or she couldn’t look at Franck Ribery anymore.
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Girl Gets Thrown Off Train For Arranging Sex Tape
A charming young woman is ejected from a train after arranging to film a sex tape as a birthday treat.
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90’s Footballers Who Look Like Your Dad
An in-depth investigation into the lives of some of the worst footballers of the nineties.
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TED Talks Back
TED talks back at claims they are cowards for not posting Uber-wealthy entrepreneur Nick Hanauer’s talk on Income Inequality due to its controversial nature.
