This New Tinder App Will Find You A Threesome Quicker Than You Can Say ‘Netflix And Chill’
Making your dreams a disappointing reality since 2015.
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Woman Selling Manky Old Sofa On Facebook Gets Trolled RUTHLESSLY
Forty quid? Bargain.
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Couple Narrowly Escape Death After Aeroplane Poo Smashes Through Their Roof
Meant to be good luck right?
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Man Joins Marathon On Final Kilometre, Takes 2nd Place And Almost Wins $7000
He was only caught out when everyone noticed he wasn’t even sweating.
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You Can Now Install A ‘Kardashian Blocker’ Onto Your Browser
Internet breakthrough of the year.
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Watch Potentially The Most Disgusting Zit Popping Video Yet
Not for the squeamish. Or anyone eating.
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Man Discovers His Niece Makes Adult Movies — Reacts In The Worst Way Possible
This really is the worst.
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This Sick Weirdo Got Busted Prostituting His Dog In Return For Sex With Farm Animals
Old McDonald would be horrified.
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Scientists Have Revealed What It Feels Like When You Die
Do you really want to know?
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This American Documentary About Manchester Scallies Is Completely Ridiculous
“What is the scally? What do they want? Why are they here?â€
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Danny Dyer Posts Videos Proving Why He Should Be The Next James Bond
The name’s Dyer… Danny Fackin’ Dyer.
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Watch The Incredible Moment A Heroic Bus Driver Stops A Woman From Committing Suicide
The woman was seconds from taking her own life.
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Huge Shark Caught Metres From Crowded UK Beach
Just when you thought UK waters were safe.
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Man Bitten By False Widow Spider In West London Left With Horrific Injuries (PHOTOS)
They’re known to crawl onto your head and bite you while you sleep.
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This Company Will Book You A Holiday To North Korea For A Mere £1,525
Pack your bags, we’re off to fuckin’ North Korea!
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These Guys Dressed Up As Star Wars Characters For An Election
May the police force be with you.
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This Dirty Scally Shoplifter Made £2 Million From Shoplifting On The High Street
She describes shoplifting as a ‘successful business’.
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Michael Jordan’s House Is For Sale And It Looks Absolutely INSANE
This is the Michael Jordan of homes because, this is Michael Jordan’s home.
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Nando’s Took The Absolute Piss When This Woman Asks For Cheese With Her Chicken Wrap
This may be the cheekiest delivery of a customer’s extra cheese we’ve ever seen.
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Man Fails Paternity Test Because His Unborn Twin Is The Father of His Child
The world’s most shocking paternity test result are in.
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At What Point Is It Acceptable To Fart In Front Of Your Other Half?
We finally have an answer, maybe.
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London Coffee House ‘Fuckoffee’ Forced To Change Its Name After Local Bores Keep Complaining
Humour isn’t allowed in this part of London, apparently.
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Man Creates Pen That Will Automatically Write Essays And Answer Exams For The User
A modern day miracle if there ever was one. Praise be the lord. Take my money now.
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Tesco’s New Crisp Flavour Is An Insult To Humanity
Better luck next time Tesco.
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Human DNA Found In Vegetarian Hot Dogs
Time to avoid sausage shaped meat once and for all.
