She sent him a 50-page document insisting she was the "face in a crowded place".
What a mug.
What a story.
Tough times for Barcelona.
Oh Iron Mike.
Her latest Jose Mourinho tattoo commemorates his arrival at Spurs.
Joe is back.
Stalker level = 1000.
The definition of insane.
What a loser.
Finger lickin' good.
Forget Resident Evil 7, this is what it's all about.
He's gone viral for always donning the latest streetwear.
A true hero.
You big bunch of perverts.
Leave it out mate.
Too spicy for you mate?
No chance mate.
Because all the best people are cat people.
Prepare to shit your pants.
The undercard is looking pretty good too.
Another reason to love Conor McGregor.
She plans to unveil this theory during her appeal.
99.9% this ends in murder.
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