Kim Jong Il’s Former Personal Chef Spills The Beans On The Crazy Korean
Meet Kenji Fujimoto, the former personal chef to Kim Jong Il. He escaped from North Korea and is now giving insights into the wacky world of his ex-boss.
NORTH KOREA
The US Navy Has A Shiny New Laser Cannon
The US Navy has spent $32 million building a giant laser cannon. Check out the video of them firing it at a drone in the sky.
Batman_LDN Discusses Kim Jong-un With His Rivals
There’s only one man who can sort out the North Korean situation and it isn’t Dennis Rodman – it’s Batman_LDN.
The Creator Of The Doomsday Clock Has Died Which Obviously Means We’re All Going To Die
Probably not to be honest, but stuff is escalating over there and Martyl Langsdorf did foreshadow a lot of the nuclear problems the world would face with the creation of The Doomsday Clock, so you never know.
Funky Korea Is Best Korea
Turns out that you can rectify any grave situation by playing some funk music over the top.
North Korea VS America
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it all. It’s North Korea VS America!
Dennis Rodman Is In The Vatican Right Now Trying To Set Up An Immediate Meeting With The New Pope
Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, Dennis Rodman shows up.
North Korean News Report On Dennis Rodman’s Visit
We talked about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea last week and it was weird enough from a Western perspective, but the way North Korea reported on the event will completely blow your mind because it’s 100% bizarre and crazy.
Rodman For World’s Biggest Peace?
The flamboyant, towering, technicolour giant that is Dennis Rodman is the most unlikely face you can think of for a diplomat but the U.S. have disregarded that and sent him over to North Korea anyway.
Cannibalism On The Rise #2 – North Korea
Recently here at Sick Chirpse we noticed an increase in cannibalism on the news. This dark fad just took a turn for the worst in long suffering North Korea.
North Korea: Where Dreams Come True
North Korea. Everyone who lives there will tell you it is indeed the greatest place on earth. It’s basically a giant Disneyland theme park, that you’re not allowed to leave. It’s so exclusive that few people, if any, are allowed tickets to go there.
Kim Jong Un Gets New Bird
North Korea’s richest fatty boom batty bags himself a new bit of skirt despite being a complete thug.
North Korea Furious As South Korean Flag Shown At Olympic Game
North Korean fury as London 2012 is being run by a bunch of monkeys who quite blatantly don’t have a fvcking clue.
EBOUE: FUNNIER THAN THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS
‘For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh it’s only Eboué’
