Starring your mum.
Goo goo ga ga.
Poor guy can't seem to catch a break.
It seems so obvious now.
At last a victory for everyone.
Why hasn't this happened sooner?
These boys got TOLD.
Apparently this is a fertility festival but it just looks like a giant dick worshipping festival to me.
Ever wondered what animals look like when they're growing in their mother's wombs? It's your lucky day.