Could really do with some Swedish meat balls right now.
Are you doing your bit for the planet?
Well that backfired.
And she says you should do the same (if you're not already).
The latest in a long line of men to be accused of sexually inappropriate behaviour is Michael Douglas, with a former employee...
Dream job alert.
The truth keeps getting worse.
Anything to make the time pass faster.
A lower standard of recruit.
How much is too much?
Extra curricular activities.
Nature can be so gross.
Goodbye world, youâ€™re no longer needed.
Absolutely not what I signed up for.
To be fair it was an extremely sexy passage he was reading.
Bloody hell Simon.
Sometimes you just can't contain yourself.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Sometimes, you absolutely positively have to jerk off and nothing is going to stop you - we all know the feeling.
Some parents just need to stay the hell away from their children's toys.
Progressive or just plain weird? These parents made a pamphlet on masturbation especially for their 14-year-old son.
The dos and don'ts of the dick selfie, based on the colourful life of Anthony Weiner's trousersnake.