Well that backfired.
And she says you should do the same (if you're not already).
The latest in a long line of men to be accused of sexually inappropriate behaviour is Michael Douglas, with a former employee...
Dream job alert.
The truth keeps getting worse.
Anything to make the time pass faster.
A lower standard of recruit.
How much is too much?
Extra curricular activities.
Nature can be so gross.
Goodbye world, youâ€™re no longer needed.
Absolutely not what I signed up for.
To be fair it was an extremely sexy passage he was reading.
Bloody hell Simon.
Sometimes you just can't contain yourself.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Sometimes, you absolutely positively have to jerk off and nothing is going to stop you - we all know the feeling.
Some parents just need to stay the hell away from their children's toys.
Progressive or just plain weird? These parents made a pamphlet on masturbation especially for their 14-year-old son.
The dos and don'ts of the dick selfie, based on the colourful life of Anthony Weiner's trousersnake.