The internet can be a strange and disturbing place at times. Probably one of the worst things floating about on there has to be ‘Cumbox’. It pretty much is what it sounds like: a guy had a cardboard box, he came into it whenever he masturbated (which I’m guessing is quite often) for years and years.
The story was submitted by Reddit user The_Museum_Curator. I’ll let him tell the story:
Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually light up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.
A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I’m apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It wasn’t planned or anything, it just happened.
This guy sounds like proper serial killer material. So anyway the bit you’ve all been waiting for… introducing the Cumbox:
So gross. And that’s not the end of it. This guy even provided us with a juicy little update:
I often get PMed about updates or current status of the box, generally a few a week. So I might as well update this post, if anyone even gets linked here anymore. Current status, I have created life. Mould has begun to grow in the box and has taken over a fair amount. Smells a bit worse, mainly due to a damper apartment so it does not dry as fast, hence the reason why the mould has begun.
I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself.
OK, so that’s enough internet for today. I apologise to anyone who was or had just finished eating.
For more disgusting shit, check out this video of a giant scalp cyst getting popped (NSFL).