Thug life ain't easy bro.
Violence comes home to the suburbs.
50 shades of creep.
The world has gone mad.
You call that a sword?
Panic in the streets of London.
Lollipop men deserve better.
Seems a bit harsh?
Logical by his standards at least.
Welcome to the most dangerous intersection in the world.
Muhaydin Mire stabbed two men in a tube station over the weekend.
And it's utterly despicable.
This is getting ridiculous... but we can't wait.
What the hell is going on?
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