His campaign promises also include legalising incestuous marriages and child pornography.
If you ask people who don’t know anything about wrestling to name their favourite wrestlers, they’ll probably mention all the classics like...
Great, another four years of this crap.
He's encouraging everyone to do the same.
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
Feel good story of the day.
Way to blow it Theresa.
Your vote really does count.
The 'Greatest Of All Time'.
In times of political instability, you can always rely on CassetteBoy.
What the hell was Greg Knight thinking?
The force is in crisis.
Hit him where it hurts.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Good one love.
Watch your back, Trump.
Spotted in the White House.
Not a great look.
I'm sure that'll get you a lot of votes, Theresa.
As if this election couldn't get any dumber.
What a s**t show.
Campaign promises that really matter.
At least something good has come from the election.
Maybe it's a good thing we got out early.
Don't mess with this pussy.
Possibly only a faint one though.