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A Song Called ‘Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt’ Is Vying For Christmas Number One

Make it happen.

There was a new wave of optimism in 2021 about six weeks ago when it was announced that Joe Biden had won the US election and we had just entered the second and final lockdown, hoping that this would finally be the end of Coronavirus but obviously this has been completely destroyed now the Tier Four regulations have hit and Christmas has been cancelled for a whole bunch of people.

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Whilst I’ve gotta admit that Boris Johnson and the government have faced an insanely difficult task this year with the problem of COVID-19, it’s pretty much universally accepted that they way they’ve handled it has been completely inept and this can be illustrated once again by the fact that the guy insisted that Christmas wouldn’t be cancelled for the last four months and then performed another abrupt U turn just three days before it was meant to start. There’s a lot of ill will against Johnson now, so it seems as though a song called ‘Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt’  by synth pop comedy act The Kunts might actually have a chance of hitting the Christmas number one spot, as it’s currently in a three way battle with LadBaby and Mariah Carey.

You can listen to it below, but it’s pretty much the title phrase repeated over and over again about a minute. Straight and to the point – exactly the opposite of most of Boris Johnson’s advice through the pandemic:

Yeah, that’s hardly reinventing the wheel or even that good, but it would be really funny if it made it to Christmas number one and none of the radio stations were allowed to play it because of all the swear words in it. And obviously the sentiment would be fantastic too.

It’s also better than fucking Ladbaby and their dumb songs about sausage rolls that have plagued the Christmas number one spot for the last couple of years too, even if that is for a good cause. Mariah Carey doesn’t need the Christmas number one spot, she makes millions off that song every year. You know what to do.

For more of the same, check out when Boris Johnson won an award for talking complete and utter nonsense. That was before he was Prime Minister too.

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