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People Reveal The Most Outrageous Reasons They’ve Ever Had To Stop Mid-Sex

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Absolutely mortifying.

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Lena Dunham Posts Picture Wearing Nothing But Emojis To Promote Body Positivity

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Ballsy.

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Grandma Accidentally Takes 300 Mile Detour On 10 Minute Trip After Missing Turnoff

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

That’s one hell of a wrong turn.

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‘Fat Fetish’ Alcoholic Loses Over 11 Stone After Quitting The Booze (PHOTOS)

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Impressive.

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Paris Jackson Reacts To Topless Photo Haters By Posting Another Topless Photo

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Fighting fire with fire.

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World’s Greatest Adult Movie Star Reveals The Single Best Sex He’s Ever Had

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Spoilt for choice.

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Robert Mugabe Isn’t Sleeping In Meetings; He’s Just ‘Protecting His Eyes’

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Of course.

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Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid And Hailey Baldwin Ride Jet Skis In Thongs Together (PHOTOS)

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

They work so hard.

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Little Mix Star Shares NSFW Photo Of Her Butt After Boyfriend Dumps Her

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

No wasting time.

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‘Nice Guy’ Slides Into Girl’s DMs, Gets Her Number, Then Blows It In Unbelievable Fashion

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

How to cock-block yourself 101.

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P Diddy Perfectly Dissed Kylie And Kendall Jenner In This Instagram Group Photo

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

What a burn.

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Emiy Ratajkowski Claimed She Was ‘Too Sexy’ To Work With Before Uploading This Video

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

The Queen of Instagram is back.

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Hunters Capture Ghost Girl On Camera Playing ‘Like The Day She Died’

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Beyond terrifying.

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This Dude Spent Over £27K Transforming Himself Into A ‘Trans-Species’ Elf

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Money well spent…

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Domino’s Worker Fired After Sending These Disturbing Messages To A Customer

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Delivery’s here.

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Teenage Student Offered Free Room In Return For Landlord’s Absolutely Psychotic Demands

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Landlord from hell.

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British Couple Try To Walk Out Of Greek Restaurant After Thinking ‘All-Inclusive’ Meant Entire Island

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Classic Brits abroad.

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Woman Injects Four Pints Of Fat Into Her Butt So She Can Look Like Kim Kardashian

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

What a time to be alive.

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Prostitute Arrested For Offering Sex In Exchange For McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Only in Florida.

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Model Deemed ‘Too Sexy For Instagram’ Just Compared Her Ban To The United Passenger

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Controversial comparison.

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The Internet Spotted Something Absolutely Terrifying About This Couple’s Selfie

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Once you see it…

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This Traveller’s Trip To The Dog Groomers In China Couldn’t Have Gone More Wrong

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Instant regret.

This Traveller’s Trip To The Dog Groomers In China Couldn’t Have Gone More Wrong Read More »

Boyfriend Gets Revenge On Cheating Girlfriend By Posting These Ruthless Selfies

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Shame campaign.

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High End Prostitute Reveals The One Thing Customers Always Ask For

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Secrets of a call girl.

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Absolute Morons Have Been Paying £1600 For This Designer IKEA Blue Bag Replica

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

More money than sense.

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Dude Gets Caught Out By This Selfie The Day Before His Wedding

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Busted.

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UK’s Youngest Lottery Winner Gets Revenge On Ex In Most Brutal Way Possible

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Harsh.

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Someone’s Leaked Topless Photos Of Scarlett Moffatt From Celebrity Jungle (PHOTOS)

NOT THE NEWS / Midori Lee

Before the Jungle.

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Stoner Accidentally Crashes Into Weed Shop; Uses Opportunity To Buy A Spliff

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

When in Rome.

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What Four Words Can You Use To Piss People Off The Most?

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

So offensive.

What Four Words Can You Use To Piss People Off The Most? Read More »

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