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Woman Injects Four Pints Of Fat Into Her Butt So She Can Look Like Kim Kardashian

JENNIFER PAMPLONA

What a time to be alive.

Humans might have made huge progress with regards to things like science and space travel and yet for some reason, in 2017, most of the human race is too busy focusing on the size of Kim Kardashian’s butt.

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Jennifer Pamplona, former model and TV personality, is one of those people. In fact, she’s so obsessed that she decided to have four pints of fat injected into her rear in the hope of making it even bigger than Kim’s. It’s always good to aim high in life. Here’s what she had to say.

JENNIFER PAMPLONA

My doctors have asked me if I am scared to die from the surgeries, but, in my opinion, if it happens I will die happy and beautiful.

Before, whenever I looked in the mirror all I could think was that I needed a bigger butt.

People always used to comment on my body and when I was dating a professional footballer, he complained, “you don’t have a big butt and you’re too skinny”.

Since then, I started to go crazy for a larger butt, I’ve lost count of a number of injections I’ve had now to make it bigger but it’s way over ten.

JENNIFER PAMPLONA

I finally have my Kim Kardashian butt. Now I know it’s very beautiful and I can compare mine to her’s because it’s also massive and great.

I’ve spent a lot of money to become Jennifer Pamplona, but I don’t see it as an expense more as an investment, I will become more famous than Kim Kardashian.

Now I’m so much happier. Having surgery has changed my life.

JENNIFER PAMPLONA

Well she sounds like a well-rounded person and definitely someone who would make sensible decisions with regards to her health and wellbeing….

Seriously though, the doctors who are allowing her to do this should be in prison. She’s clearly suffering from body dysmorphia – anyone who is willing to risk their life in order to look a certain way should not be allowed on the surgeon’s table.

The same can be said for this woman who, like Jennifer, is willing to die in order to get a Kim K butt. Can everyone just drop it with the Kim K thing already?

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