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Prostitute Arrested For Offering Sex In Exchange For McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets

Only in Florida.

A prostitute over in (you guessed it) Florida was arrested last week after offering sex to an undercover police man in exchange for an order of Maccy’s Chicken McNuggets and $25.

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An officer from the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office went undercover in order to expose either acts of prostitution or drug dealing. He went out in his patrol car when he started speaking to 22-year-old Alex Direeno. After a short exchange, the two started discussing the price of what he would have to pay in exchange for sex: 

After a few seconds of bargaining the price for the sexual act we agreed that I would pay $25 and get the female chicken nuggets in exchange for oral sex.

Sounds like things must be pretty hard going on the street she’s working on if you’re willing to make that deal for a blowie. Then again, it’s not specified how many nuggets were agreed upon – maybe it was the 20 box, in which case, that’s an OK deal.

Instead of going to their local McDonald’s, however, the officer stopped his car before other members of the investigative division came to take Direeno into custody.

When she was searched, they also discovered two hypodermic needles, a spoon and a burnt glass pipe, and she had previously been on probation for three years after pleading guilty to grant theft auto and possession of drug paraphernalia. She has now been charged for prostitution and is currently in jail. Sounds like Direeno’s shitty situation just got shitter.

For more of the same, here’s the time a prostitute begged a police officer for sex in exchange for two tacos.


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