If You’re Complaining About Christmas TV Adverts You’re A Massive Boring Twat
Cheer up m8.
Bus driver’s are only miserable bastards because we made them so.
If you think a muesli bar is ‘healthy’ you’re a complete moron.
‘It’s not about something to hide. It’s about something to lose.’
Admit what you did.
“I’m not saying it made my life hell, just difficult.”
No job, no money, no home. What could possibly be good about that?
Didn’t see this one coming, did you.
Do you pass the gentleman test?
Well it’s better than texting your ex I guess?
This will make you feel so good about yourself.
The most incredible, impressive transgender transformation we’ve ever witnessed.
This guy admitted he doesn’t go down on girls and the Internet is NOT happy.
The Walking Dead – not even once.
How does your technique compare?
Do you really want to know?
This is the Michael Jordan of homes because, this is Michael Jordan’s home.
We finally have an answer, maybe.
Admit what you did.
$1 million worth of donations spent hunting down other charities.
How do I reach through the screen and hug this man?
These messages are actually disturbing.
Sometimes it’s what you can’t see that frightens you most. Often, a clown jumping out of a small wooden box is far less of a ‘pant filler’ than the eerie remnants of the unknown – and the places that house them.
Well I suppose he’s succeeded.
Admit what you did.
Would you want to live here?
“How many Big Macs does McDonald’s sell each year in the U.S.?”