This is Gertjie the rhino — he thinks he’s a lamb. Do you want to tell him he’s not a lamb? Because I sure as hell don’t. He’ll hold that resentment inside him till he’s as big as this motherfucker and then probably gore me into next week.
Here he is playing with his best mate Lammie:
Now get a load of this brave idiot breaking into a rhino enclosure and taking a ride on a giant rhino.