Are we supposed to be turned on by these?
You'll be the 'head of porn research'.
Perks of the job.
A hero emerges.
It's over 240 pages long.
What an incentive.
A memory foam never forgets.
He's definitely not going to want to now.
The militia asked to be sent care packages during their occupation - instead they were sent sex toys.
Here's what we recommend you buy your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
Taking masturbation into the future.
It sure makes us feel better about ourselves when a respectable media outlet like the Guardian breaks into a panic and starts...
Fans of Marvel and/or masturbation can now pleasure themselves using these Avengers-themed sex toys.
Think I'd feel a bit more at ease with a giant bumble-bee toy pulsating on my throat than sex toy in all...