He's not holding back.
Football fans are so stupid.
Milking it a bit mate.
Serves her right.
Of course he has.
Harrowing.
Fake it until you make it.
Bring the Golden Arches back to me.
RIP.
It’s always tempting when you head to the supermarket – or the retail park or anything with a big car park –...
Turns out he might not have had sex with a dog.
Jailbreak.
Real mature.
Fitting.
Well played sir.
This is pretty much the definition of dangerous driving.