What a trooper.
Grab 'em by the muzzle.
'Fucking hell these politicians are actual aliens.'
He instantly regretted this.
This is gonna be a good one.
God help us.
'We have just given the green light for every politician to lie to us about our money forever.'
You couldn't make it up.
It just gets better and better.
This sounds insane.
The naughtiest thing you will ever do.
It was inevitable.
I'm sure that'll get you a lot of votes, Theresa.
Now that's desperate.
Taking hooliganism back to the dark ages.
Britain's most famous barnet.
Keith Vaz is living every politician's worst nightmare.
Being a politician can be really tough sometimes.
'Please accept your reward. It's so well deserved.'
Because he's 'raping the country' apparently.
Finally, someone is asking politicians to do something useful.
If you ever wanted to see a perfect side-boob, check out photo #5.