Not the answer he was looking for.
What a night.
What riveting nugget of conversation do you think this kid came up with?
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Speaking the truth.
"I’m signing for Ibiza Town. I’m going to Ibiza on holiday and I’m never coming back!"
Violence in the West Country.
Scum of the earth.
Players gotta play.
Imagine matching this girl on Tinder, and then this happens.
What an absolute psychotic sleaze ball.
There is a God.
Imagine the damage that would have caused.
Take my money.
The results are startling – and almost instant.
They don't feature any of the required safety markings.
Get a room.
A return to the bar where all your favourite movie characters hang out and kill each other.
His girlfriend must be livid.
Not what you want to be seeing from inside a hospital.
Meet the worst liar in the whole damn world.
"Do you see what's happening?"