He has requested 12 weeks to prepare for the battle.
I mean can you blame people?
Only one way to stop that.
Who would have thought?
'I saw you with the apple. Whore.'
When hitting on a girl's best friend goes ridiculously wrong.
It's going to be the tallest, fastest and longest dive coaster ever made.
Get me to Texas now.
The idiots messed up their flags.
Who would have thought that leaving a mirror in the desert would look so awesome?
Because of course it was.
Threatening a mass beatdown was an effective way of ensuring this didn't happen again.
To be fair the guy kind of has a point.
If someone was filming you trying on different bras and you spotted them what would do?
Yeah, people like this still exist and it's no surprise they're from a redneck midwestern state.