Didn't see that coming.
Here he is.
Who would you vote for?
The feud is getting even worse.
There have been rumours of a stabbing.
If you missed out on Glastonbury then don't worry.
Get in there.
We've been fooled for so long.
The ginger icon has made it onto The Simpsons' couch.
Even better than headlining the Pyramid stage.
We wouldn't expect anything less.
Glasto as you've never seen it before.
Boom shake shake shake the room.
Party time in the capital.
This'll be jokes.
This is so good.
Of course you can buy a Motorhead dildo collection.
From bad to worse.
Everyone who has been banging on about Glastonbury this week forgot to mention that they felt like this on Monday morning.
Had to be done.
Kanye gets out Kanye'd.
Great prank dude.
Every day there are at least a million white people moaning about Kanye West.
The internet has been left shocked and butthurt after the BBC's announcement.