The Graphics For This New FPS Game ‘Unrecord’ Are Almost Indistinguishable From Reality
Mindblowing.
GEEKS
Apparently The ‘Quality’ Of A Man’s Sperm Is Dependent On His Intelligence
All you guys that failed your GCSEs have got shitty swimmers, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Worst Passwords Of 2013 Revealed
For the first time ever ‘password’ is not the worst password of the year. What could possibly have beaten it?
Nerd Fight! Police Called When Dr. Who Fans Crash A Star Wars Convention
Star Wars and Dr. Who fans get into the world’s lamest altercation.
Why The Big Bang Theory Sucks Balls
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that laughing at nerds makes for quality television.
Compressorhead – The World’s First Robot Heavy Metal Band
These guys do an awesome cover of Motorhead’s Ace Of Spades. I can’t wait to see them play live! I’ll be moshing.
Obama Fires Marshmallow Cannon In Whitehouse
The most powerful man in the world takes a break to try out a new air cannon that fires marshmallows.
ASHTON KUTCHER’S TWITTER GETS HACKED
Charlie Sheen gets a twitter yesterday, Ashton Kutcher’s twitter gets hacked today. Slow news day.
