The Estate Agent Who Put Chris Whitty In A Headlock In The Park Has Been Sacked
Unlucky pal.
Must be fake news then.
The guy is actually talking a lot of sense.
Why hasn’t anyone thought of this sooner?
The best assassin in the world is back.
It’s set to be a monumental case.
A sordid abuse of police time and money.
Breathing new life into the much-loved classic.
Your vote really does count.
Gotta love modern art.
That’s one way of solving the problem.
Snoochie boochies.
Your celebrity crush could kinda come true.
They said it couldn’t be done.
Putin has pretty much managed to maintain his power base in Russia by lying his ass off.