A hero has been born.
This is what happens when you don't win at home for a year.
It's a lot more hardcore than it used to be.
Holding back cars with his bare hands.
More bad news for this car crash of a series.
The winner takes home Â£1000 and a gold selfie stick.
If you can watch all of this then you're a better man than me. What were Reading FC thinking?
Literally the dumbest reason ever.
What an incentive.
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.