Here’s some good news to cheer you up on a dreary Tuesday morning – the UK is set to get an extra bank holiday in 2025 to mark the 80th anniversary of the end of World World Two. Just in time for WW3! The UK is set to celebrate the ‘Greatest Generation’ with an additional […]
Tommy Robinson can’t be racist – his tax advisor is Muslim! Or rather, his ex-tax advisor, who has this week decided she ‘can not in good conscience’ continue to represent him as he ‘destroys’ the country. Jesminara Rahman, who specialises in tax disputes, said she didn’t want to work with the former English Defence League
Tommy Robinson ‘Sacked’ By Muslim Tax Advisor For ‘Stoking Far-Right Riots’ Read More »
The great British public is being trolled by Americans online after they got wind of our tabloids describing the incoming 26c weather as a “heatwave”, with 48 hours of actual summer set to break the cold spell at the end of the June. Get a load of how these Americans have been taking the p1ss
Brits Branded ‘Weak’ By Americans For 26C Being Described As ‘Heatwave’ Read More »
Remember back in 2019 when throwing milkshake on Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, and other right-wing personalities was the hottest meme of the year? Whilst it was pretty amusing to watch, it’s probably not the best way to act towards people you disagree with politically, but it now seems like this trend is making a comeback.
Woman, 25, Arrested After Nigel Farage Attacked With Banana Milkshake Read More »
The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, has a penis that measures over 12 inches long when erect – more than twice the global average of 5.1 inches. You wouldn’t think that would make Matt a sympathetic figure (quite the opposite), but apparently living with such an enormous c*ck is a total nightmare. Here’s what
They’re worried Putin will think Britain have entered the war effort.
Four UK Soldiers Have Gone AWOL To Fight In Ukraine Sparking Panic If They’re Captured Read More »
Could Shamima Begum be on her way back to the UK?
Shamima Begum Hugs Journalist And Says ‘I Was A Dumb Kid When I Joined ISIS’ Read More »
Meghan says she is not afraid of the consequences of speaking out.
Meghan Markle Straight Up Calls The Queen A Liar In New Preview Of Oprah Interview Read More »
In the past few weeks it seems as though cancel culture has come full circle as more and more seemingly progressive and ‘woke’ takes on certain events are ending up being marked as racist and non-inclusive. Guess they’re getting a taste of their own medicine? Featured Image VIA Anyway, the latest of these is Sainsbury’s
Sainsbury’s 2020 Christmas Advert Sparks ‘Woke Backlash’ After Featuring Black Family Read More »
‘It’s heartbreaking that someone could think like this.’
‘Happy Brexit Day’ Sign In Norwich Flats Orders Residents To Only Speak In English Read More »
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