The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, has a penis that measures over 12 inches long when erect – more than twice the global average of 5.1 inches.

You wouldn’t think that would make Matt a sympathetic figure (quite the opposite), but apparently living with such an enormous c*ck is a total nightmare. Here’s what Matt had to say while discussing his well-hung hardships on This Morning:

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“People have learned a lot of myths from pornography. They don’t realise the implications that it would have when you’re actually living with a situation on a day-to-day basis.”

“It’s difficult because it’s not something you really spring on people as a surprise because it just does scare people away generally. Obviously [you don’t want to be] creepy and bring it up too early.”

Some ladies want to pleasure him just so they can brag about it to their friends afterwards:

“There are people who like it for a bragging point of view.”

He was also once kicked out of a yoga class because his massive schlong was so distracting/everyone thought he had a b0ner:

“I was wearing a very baggy shirt and shorts [but because of the] yoga positions, people just got the wrong idea.”

Harsh. Who would’ve thought that being so well-endowed could be such an issue? I guess all Matt Barr can do is look at the positives, which is mainly just the fact he’s got a book coming out called “A Long Story: Life With One Of The World’s Largest Penises”.

I mean, there’s nothing much else remarkable about the man – certainly nothing that would get him a book deal, an interview on This Morning, or Cat Deeley perving over him on a sofa.

Aside from that, it sounds like the life of a man with a freakishly large penis is not all its cracked up to be. Maybe the real problem is that he hasn’t fully embraced his penis? How about getting into shape and trying a career in p0rn for example? Missed opportunity if you really think about it.

For the bride who waited until marriage to have sex with her husband, only to discover he had a micropenis, click HERE.