Luminous Pink Slugs Found In Australia
Slugs have never been and never will be cute. But these Australian hot pink slugs are doing their very best to get noticed.
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Manu Tuilagi Sort Of Burns David Cameron
The British and Irish Lions visited 10 Downing Street recently and one of the players has caused some rather tepid controversy.
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The Magnificent Arrest Of Paul Charles Dozsa
Paul Charles Dozsa is the classiest, most eloquent drunk person being arrested you’ll ever see.
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The Future Of Light Bulbs Will Blow Your Mind
The unbelievable future of light bulbs.
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Man Sticks Fork Up His Jap’s Eye In Pursuit Of Sexual Gratification
An Australian man stuck a fork down his urethra in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Check out how far he got it.
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Racist Australian Political Candidate Proves She Doesn’t Know Anything
One Nation candidate Stephanie Banister proves she doesn’t know anything about politics in a recent TV interview, describing Islam as a country and claiming that Jews follow Jesus Christ.
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#AskRio Q & A Session Predictably Trolled Massively
It’s not really a surprise when a Premiership star gets trolled on Twitter these days, but with Rio Ferdinand there’s obviously a lot of ammo so the trolling actually turned out to be pretty hilarious.
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Sick Chirpse’s Reply To Candace Sutton’s Attempt To Troll Britain
Some dumb Australian bitch wrote the most stereotypical article ever explaining why it sucked to live in Britain so we decided to completely rip everything she wrote apart.
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Australian Guy Has Enough Of Unladylike Behaviour At McDonalds
This man is going to bring back some class to the McDonalds dining experience.
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Footage Of A$AP Rocky Slapping A Female Fan At Concert
A video that’s been uploaded to YouTube has A$AP Rocky accused of allegedly slapping a female fan at a concert in Sydney.
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How Would You Catch This Huntsman’s Spider?
Kill it with fire? Burn the house down? Run? How would you deal with this total beast of a spider?
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New Pamela Anderson Advert Is Banned In The UK For Being Sexist And Degrading To Women
A new advert featuring Pamela Anderson as a sexy businesswoman has been banned for being sexist and degrading for women but is it really that bad? Check it out and let us know what you think.
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Why North Korea Hates America
We all know North Korea hates America and wants to blow it sky high. But how did they get to this point of national hatred?
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Daft Punk Will Host Their Album Launch At An Australian Farming Festival (Yes You Read That Correctly)
Hangers-on, hipsters, supermodels and overpaid DJs have all had their chips pissed on as our favourite Frenchies announce an album launch in one of the most obscure places imaginable.
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Mind Blowing Photos Of Earth
The International Space Station has been bombing round our planet for over a decade and along with scientific discovery it brings mind blowing photos.
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VIDEO: Two Cops Nearly Mown Down In Mad Foam Storm In Oz
Oz is currently reveling in a spate of weird weather action. Next up – a sea foam invasion. Anyway, funny video of cops nearly getting hit by a hidden car…
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VIDEO: Terrifying Dust Storm Hits Australia
Australia is having a meteorological nightmare at the mo: singing temperatures, bush fires, cyclones, and now a sinister looking wall of orange cloud….
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Compressorhead – The World’s First Robot Heavy Metal Band
These guys do an awesome cover of Motorhead’s Ace Of Spades. I can’t wait to see them play live! I’ll be moshing.
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Unbelievable Road Rage Attack
People used to talk about road rage all the time and it was a real buzzword but I can’t really remember anyone using it in a while. Some dude in Australia is trying to bring it back with this terrifying car chase and violent attack that was somehow all caught on camera.
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Sexiest Toothpaste Advert Ever (Kinda NSFW)
I don’t really recall any toothpaste adverts ever being overtly sexy in the past before but believe me when I say that this is definitely the sexiest toothpaste advert so far.
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DJ’s Complaining – The Next Level: The Story Of Lil’ Louis
Last week we featured the DJ’s complaining twitter but here’s the DJ who’s the biggest complainer of them all and above all else a massive twat as it looks like he cancelled an Australian tour because he was booked on a flight on the wrong airline and subsequently kept the $11,500 he had already been paid for his services. It’s Lil’ Louis.
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S Club 7 Perform On The Morning Show In Australia
In Australia S Club 7 can still get on TV even though they’re old and fat and can’t sing properly anymore. And there are only three of them.
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Watch Seal Have A Wank on Australia’s The Voice
Seal ejaculates everywhere because some girl was really good at singing.
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The Unsinkable: Titanic Take Two
An Australian billionaire has commissioned an exact replica of the RMS Titanic. Can anyone shake that sinking feeling?
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Heath Townsend Is The Best At Partying
The final round of the biggest drinking competition of all time. Have you got the stones to get involved?
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COBWEB FIELDS
Recent floods in Australia meant spiders had no way to survive…or did they? They weaved their webs into intricate networks so they could avoid getting drowned.
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HELP HEATH GET SPONSORED AT PARTYING
Be a part of something massive and help Heath win the best job in the world.
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MEATLOAF RUINS CAREER
Like a Bat out of Hell his career will be gone in the morning light.
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Stupid Travel Complaints
A recent travel survey has found the top twenty stupid travel complaints made by passengers.
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THE LAUNCHING OF PEOPLE OF RESTRICTED GROWTH
The art of what you may know as ‘midget tossing’.
