Even scorpions don't like Matt Hancock.
Trouble in paradise.
Don't interrupt a horny Aussie.
He's planning to take the king to court.
The club has hired safety officers to enforce the new staring rules.
What the hell is this?
All she's trying to do is provide for her family.
She escaped a conviction after the judge took a liking to her.
Well that certainly blows.
Geoffrey The Giraffe is back.
It's not just you that's melting at the moment.
When it rains, it pours.
One of the most popular stories I wrote this week on Sick Chirpse was about the mother who fell over during the...
'Babies Don’t Belong on the BBQ. Leave Lambs Alone!'
The incident was entirely unprovoked.
'Watching Sex And The City mutilated my penis.'
What a relief.
She's going to use the money to buy her own racing team.
He says he told Harry that Meghan would ruin his life.
Ten grand for a crisp.
How do you think she spins this?
She joked about infecting hotel staff on purpose.
Kinda sounds like he deserves it.
England sadly lost Euro 2020 on Sunday night after 120 minutes of football and three penalty misses and inevitably Saka, Sancho and...