This is what you need to know.
It's a lot more hardcore than it used to be.
He's fooling no one.
Taking the 'sex sells' idea a little bit too far.
The perfect job?
This will revolutionise the way we tip.
Have to respect it.
I don't want to make out with you.
I know what you're saying - "Apps, Schmapps" - But this is genuinely one of the most retarded Apps you will ever...