HESKEY TIME
Somebody made a rap about Emile Heskey and put it to a montage of some of his best bits from a game of FIFA. It’s Heskey time!
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HAPPY ‘STRAYA DAY
Satire of a nation which then struggled to understand the word satire.
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BUSTA RHYMES FLIPS OUT AT BRITISH FAN
All Busta Rhymes wanted to do was lay a big stinkin’ turd, get off his back you dumb British fan!
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JAPANESE GIRL FIRES MACHINE GUN FROM HER ASS
Am I totally tripping out or have I just seen a Japanese girl fire a machine gun outta her ass? Um….WTF!
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HULK HOGAN VS LOOSE WOMEN
Hulk Hogan meets his most fearsome opponents – the loose women of ITV.
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STEPHEN HAWKING GETS LOADED
Best Halloween costume ever!
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VICE SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT #5: WOODKID AT THE EIFFEL TOWER
French producer Woodkid is set to perform at the Eiffel Tower in Vice’s next special engagement.
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GROWN MAN EXPERIENCES THE MOST AMOUNT OF PHYSICAL PAIN EVER
Steve Backshall experiences the most amount of physical pain possible within the human body.
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SHIT TALKERS
People talk shit.
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JEREMY ELLIS TAKES FINGERING TO THE NEXT LEVEL
Not that type of fingering you filthy shmuck! Jeremy Ellis is the king of fingering when he’s finger drumming on his Maschine Mikro.
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BBC WEATHER GIRL GETS PUNKED BY AN OTTER’S POCKET
Alan from Yorkshire 1 – Carol Kirkman 0.
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BMX PORN: MATTHIAS DANDOIS
We love the occasional BMX/Skateboarding/Wakeboarding video on Sick Chirpse, but seriously, this one is my personal favourites.
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RESIDENT EVIL 6 TRAILER
The best video game series ever looks like it’s about to get even better.
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HOW TO TURN WATER INTO WHISKEY
WARNING: You will get wasted while trying to perfect this trick.
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YOU THINK OUR SUN IS BIG? CHECK THIS OUT
Seriously, our sun is a complete pecker-D compared to this G-unit.
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LINVOY PRIMUS IS TEN PIN KING
Linvoy Primus could have been a pro bowler. Check it out
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MCDONALD’S SERVE MOUSE SHIT BURGERS
McDonald’s serve buns with mouse droppings on to unsuspecting customers. Dirty.
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SPORTING BRUTALITY: JAPANESE STYLE
Japanese college games are rawer than a sumo wrestler’s nappy rash.
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RICKY GERVAIS RETURNS TO THE GLOBAL GLOBES
Ricky Gervais returns to the 2012 Golden Globe awards. Will he live up to last year’s ass shredding performance?
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Pat Butcher Rap
A rap to pay homage to the late Pat Butcher.
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TEXAS PRUDENTIAL BUILDING IMPLODES
Everybody loves buildings imploding right?
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REAL LIFE ASSASSIN’S CREED
Well not quite real life Assassin’s Creed, but these ninja type dudes can climb a wall pretty god damn fast.
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GAYEST TENNIS SERVE EVER
This Belgian tennis player is hands down the gayest tennis player I’ve ever seen.
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BASKETBALL FAN SMASHES MASCOT
Mr G-man mascot gets boyed up by Mr G-man Eddie.
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EMILE HESKEY THE POWERHOUSE
What a guy, what a player, what an inspiration.
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CANDID CAMERA WITH SAMIR NASRI
Samir Nasri got filmed arguing with Liverpool fans in his car on the way home from last night’s game.
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One Girl, Two Vaginas
Hazel Jones has two vaginas and visits swinger clubs with her husband.
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CATS ON A THURSDAY
Cats are wild. Especially when they’re sky diving, floating weightlessly and scuba diving.
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CRAZY TOWN COVER REFUSED
Everyone who was desperate to hear New Noise live over the past 13 years should have just gone to see Crazy Town!
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Pingu In Horror Remake
Pingu fucks up his mates in this remake of The Thing.
