I thought it was over.
Grade A trolling.
"You can stand?!"
That's just cold.
What was she thinking?
Sometimes the world is OK.
He really isn't looking too good.
If you’re unlucky enough to have to live your life in a wheelchair, then there’s going to be a number of things...
It makes shooting porn look like fun.
"What we get up to is too kinky to say."
Way to screw up.
You couldn't make it up.
You definitely wouldn't recognise him, let's put it that way.
Jesus was right - miracles do happen.
Feel free to vomit at your own discretion.
It's all looking rather positive.
You literally would not wish this experience on your worst enemy.
Be very careful what you're taking out there.
She's not getting any arguments from me.
This is one pissed off dwarf.