Sam is giving off serial killer vibes in this week's Tinder round-up.
The text messages she was sending him were pure filth.
Well and truly busted.
They were fighting over Elon Musk.
'Mad flavours from 10 tonight - let me know for more details.'
Not all of them are scarily stern dudes who want to rinse you for a quick buck.
This guy's text game is absolutely savage.
"Do you see what's happening?"
Twenty fags minimum.
Troll level 1000.
There's always one.
I lost count of how many times I face-palmed reading his texts.
The best way to annoy a complete stranger in 2016.
That's only going to work in Holland mate.
WARNING: Brutal plot twist on this one.
She seems nice.
Talk about persistent.
Sometimes you just have to wonder what the hell people are thinking when they do stuff like this.
I bet he wishes he hadn't bothered.
These are almost always funny when they're not aimed at you. If not, they're heartbreaking.
Here's what not to say on Tinder.
Just in time to creep you out for Halloween.
People can be so mean sometimes.
Guy meets girl, guy gets girl's number, number turns out to be the guy who runs Paddy Power's Twitter account.
You probably didn't check those terms and conditions close enough.
Could this be the worst place to do magic mushrooms ever?