Don't worry - we'll always have Domino's. At least for a bit.
Not my problem.
Police are advising not to open them.
Aldi are absolutely killing it.
The Ace of Spades never dies.
There is no God.
Of course he has.
It's about time.
In order to remain competitive, supermarkets are literally being forced to cut their prices.
Our twat radar just went into overload with this guy's Twitter feed.
If you just got on the Bitcoin train then you're probably feeling a bit sick right about now.