Esports are the future.
Calm your tits.
He didn't let it slow him down though.
"They're just reading a book."
Uganda be kidding me!
Imagine training for literally years, and then this happens...
Should've saved it for the celebration.
After four years of clean eating, that's gonna taste good.
Imagine breaking a world record that's been around since before Jesus was born.
It's peak season for the young thieves of Brazil and they are definitely making the most of it.
How would this look if the genders were reversed?
Did the go for the double team?
We're 3 days into the Olympics and people are already being brutalised.
Opening ceremony this Friday...
Where the darkness lies.
Worst. Olympics. Ever.
The warmest welcome.
Looks like Bruce Jenner might be making a comeback.
Turns out hosting the Olympics in a corrupt, violence-ridden city wasn't a good idea.
Would you emigrate to become a full time ninja?
Probably best you don't try these at home.
Now this is what you call a thrashing.
Hotter than Kim.
Surely they can just strap it to his wrist or something?
Can't say we blame him.