Has he ever even played for Chelsea?
She never stood a chance.
Bet John Terry’s relieved.
He shoots, he scores.
That didn't take too long did it?
Have we missed anyone out?
Twitter users went all out to troll Jose Mourinho when he took part in an #askJose Twitter Q&A earlier today.
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Sick Chirpse caught up with Jason Roberts, asking him to explain his recent opinions on former England captain John Terry.
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