One story that seems to keep dragging on without any resolution seemingly in sight is that of the identity of Jon Venables...
Don't know what to say about this.
Coked up Brits abroad.
That's a big dick.
'I was seduced by the devil.'
This is a pretty unbelievable reason.
The revolution started here.
"He’s always been a complete c**t but this is really surprising."
'Keeping Up With The Joneses' has become 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'.
Two birds with one stone.
Apparently the real Craig David died after the release of his second album.
The truth is even stranger.
So much action.
This looks intense.
Real or fake?
I thought this kind of stuff only happened in America.
This does kind of make sense.
Asexuality is a sexual attraction to neither gender.
ISIS are currently in a "state of terror" because a mystery sniper is making their lives hell.
Here's a clue: definite contender for worst person of the year.
It's the Jeremy Kyle show of course.