It’s one thing to steal someone’s identity so you can take money from them, run up charges on their credit cards and drain their bank accounts, but to steal your daughter’s identity to secure some university cock that you haven’t had in decades?

Missouri mum Laura Oglesby, 48, posed as her daughter, Lauren Hays, for more than TWO YEARS in a scam that fooled the government, university and locals in the small town of Mountain View.

As per the NY Post, Oglesby applied for a Social Security card in her daughter’s name, then assumed her identity, saying her name was Lauren Hays and that she was only 22 years old.

Amazingly, it worked! ‘Lauren’ hit the university campus and started hooking up with lads in their 20s, who somehow had no idea that Oglesby was 20 years older than she said she was (or maybe they did know, and smashed regardless).

Chief Jamie Perkins of the Mountain View Police Department told the NY Times:

Everyone believed it. She even had boyfriends that believed that she was that age: 22 years old.

Should Laura Oglesby necessarily get in trouble for this? I mean as long as she pays off any student loans she may have taken out, it was more like she was borrowing her daughter’s identity rather than outright stealing it. Just taking it, using it for a couple years to relive her uni days, and then returning the identity to its rightful owner. What’s the big deal?

Well anyway, the real story here is that Laura managed to pull this off and enjoy some student dick for a couple years. After all, which one of us wouldn’t love to just abandon our responsibilities for a couple years to go back to the uni days of drunken parties and casual sex for a little while? I don’t think I could convince anyone I’m 22 and I’m way younger than 48-year-old Laura Oglesby. Well played, Laura. Well played indeed.

For the man who was arrested after dressing up as his 60-year-old mum so he could take her driving test, click HERE.