"Yes, I organised a golf tournament that had cute girls in bikinis serving drinks."
Never gets old.
Leave it out mate.
It was the worst qualifying time by a man or a woman since 2000.
Is there anything more annoying than a full kit wanker?
Watch this little kid show the master how it's done.
They end up getting chased out of the museum half naked.
Unfortunately, not every person that dresses up as Santa does the position justice.