He probably wishes he got shot instead.
Allegations ruin lives, even when people are found innocent.
You can't make this stuff up.
He's unbelievably rich thanks to his criminal enterprises.
Getting out of jail doesn't mean you're free.
Real life GTA.
Food technology 101.
When you just absolutely have to have sex that very moment.
Even drug lords need some downtime.
This guy is absolutely crushing it right now.
Whoever she kidnapped is one lucky bastard.
Balls of steel.
Well, that's awkward.
It was only a few metres from the local police station.
The Internet is a ruthless place.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Why would you go and film yourself though?
People helping people.
She also had her kid in the car at the time.
This guy played too much GTA
She describes shoplifting as a 'successful business'.
How does it take 4 months to realise that crystal meth is actually salt?