What a legend.
How dumb can you get?
This is nuts.
That was smart.
"Like I say innit, whatever goes on between me and you stays between you and me, brother. Nobody needs to know about...
Not that surprising.
Who said romance was dead?
Now that's what you call a citizen's arrest.
That's too bad.
Cool new feature.
You do not want to get caught stealing a phone in Brazil.
This is a very weird story.
Stick 'em up.
"Looks like a Poundland smurf."
Could this be the start of something big?
You don't want to pick a fight in America's most dangerous prison.
A+ police work.
That's a shitty situation.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Let's get him.