Mark Zuckerberg’s Response To Kanye’s $53 Million Debt Troubles Is Absolutely Perfect
Nobody fucks with the Zuckz.
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Martin Shkreli Tried To Buy Kanye’s New Album For Only Himself For $10 Million
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Ghostface Killah Just Dropped This Deadly Serious Response Video To Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli just got well and truly told.
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Martin Shkreli Proves Once Again Why He’s The Biggest Troll On The Planet
Martin Shkreli just went through his entire congressional hearing without answering a single question then called them all “imbeciles” on Twitter.
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Mark Zuckerberg’s Wardrobe Has To Be Seen To Be Believed
What does the youngest billionaire in the world wear on a day to day basis?
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Martin Shkreli’s Twitter Got Hacked And The Hacker Is Taking The Piss Big Time
Anyone feeling sorry for this guy yet?
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FBI Confirms They Did NOT Seize The Most Expensive Album Ever From Martin Shkreli
Even the Wu-Tang Clan are annoyed about this.
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Donald Trump Just Got Shut Down On Twitter By The CEO Of T-Mobile
And he wants to be president while Tweeting this stuff?
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Dan Bilzerian Slept With A CEO’s Wife And Then Announced It On Instagram
Absolutely savage.
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American Apparel Has Finally Filed For Bankruptcy
Since they got rid of their founder and CEO last year, the company has been bleeding cash.
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This Guy Makes $1200 Every Couple Of Days By Waiting In Line For Other People
What an absolute genius.
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Drug CEO Dickhead Martin Shkreli Once Offered To Pay His Ex-Girlfriend $10,000 To Let Him Eat Her Out
Shady stories from Martin Shkreli’s past are making it onto the web and this one is the creepiest yet.
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The Ashley Madison CEO Was Working On A Completely Weird 100 Page Screenplay About Dildos, Jews And How Awesome Ashley Madison Is
This is the equivalent of Threat Level Midnight from The American Office.
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Sriracha Founder Reveals The Secret Of How The Sauce Is Made
The secret is out.
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Russian Monument To Steve Jobs Removed After Apple CEO Comes Out As Gay
Russia might be huge and rich but some of its laws are utterly backwards.
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Here’s The First Instagram Photo Ever
Behold the first ever photo to ever be uploaded to Instagram 4 years ago today.
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Mt. Gox Shuts Itself Down; All The Money Is Gone
The most prominent online Bitcoin exchange shut itself down yesterday, taking all the money with it and making it impossible to get it back.
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Ryanair Boss Michael O’Leary Demonstrates How Not To Run A Twitter Q&A Session
Michael O’Leary started his Q & A session with a spectacularly sexist comment and proceeded to engage in even worse banter for the next hour.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Sexy Execs
This new tumblr has conveniently located all the sexy executives of multinational companies and put pictures of them in one blog for you to enjoy. Result! Note: it’s being ironic.
