Jail?! Give this man a knighthood.
When will people learn?
Don't be fooled.
That's a bad batch of chicken.
Literally the worst time to have someone die on you.
To be fair, #1 sounds like a genuine emergency to us.
What an utter bell end this guy is.
It must have been one hell of a haircut.
Here's how you DON'T handle a 911 call.
A drunk and distressed Manchester Utd fan dialled 999 and demanded to speak to Alex Ferguson after Utd crashed out of the...
Some guy who's either stupid or trippin' out mistakes the moon for a UFO.